Weirdness and Presents

I have been in the weirdest mood lately.  Not exactly down or up and I don't know that it has anything to do with the Bipolar but I have no desire to do anything.  I have been generally happy laid up on the couch watching Christmas movies on Lifetime.  I am not sad or sappy so it doesn't feel like a depression where I just lay on the couch.  What is most weird is, I have no desire to clean and I really could care less if Jesus himself came down off the cross and sat next to my pile of folded laundry on the couch.  Usually, I am overly concerned about how the house looks just in case a friend or CPS drops by.  Yes, that's my paranoia.  I rarely have guests and when I do they usually have the good manners to ring me beforehand.  My brain is just stupid lately.


We have been under snow/ice since Sunday so maybe that has something to do with it.  I hate winter.  I hate the cold.  I would be perfectly content living in 90 degrees and sunny all year long.   


Dani has been staying here the past few nights because Mandi has been iced in her neighborhood.  We have been getting along really good.  I hope it lasts.  Last night I recruited her to help me start wrapping gifts.  We knocked out about 30 last night.  I got EmiJo one of those DQ blizzard makers and it is packaged in the most asinine of boxes.  I made up new profanities trying to wrap that bitch.  I am going to submit them to Urban Dictionary.   I should have put that shit in a Kroger bag and tied it up with a fucking bow.I was not compensated for that review.


I still have a bit of shopping left to do and I am running out of time.  I always wait until the last minute to do most everything.  I am a little ahead of the game this year but not by much. 


Also, something has happened to my "funny".  I have no witty comebacks. I really don't like this at all.  I guess I know what I am asking for for Christmas.