The Peon Diaries~Chapter Five

Dear Diary,


What a trying week.  I cannot even properly convey the damage control I have had to do.  The Royal's troubled beloved CB, has completely went off the deep end.  The Queen had to commit the poor dear.  Seems she is suffering from mental exhaustion.  Of course, the tabloids are reporting it as a "stint in a mental health facility for sexual addiction" but what the hell do they know?  


Before I was up close and personal with the members of The Empire, I thought that it was just a life of glam and glitz.  Mingling at fancy balls and having all the finer things in life.  Little did I know that this life is emotionally taxing.  So many demands.  I need you on this corner, bring me my Xanax, why are the gators hungry?  Poor little CB crumbled under the pressure.  How can you pleasure Tiger Woods, be absolutely flawless for photo-ops and still maintain your sanity.  It's impossible.  


As I drove CB to the retreat where she would regain her identity, she confided in me and now I have a much clearer outlook of what Royalty has to go through on a day to day basis.  So many demands while appearing perfect to the outside world.  The minions must never know of the hardships.  Every day should resemble a debutante ball.  It would be nice to think that she eloped with Kyle as that other rag reported...