Hosted by Boobies, Babies & A Blog and I'm Just Sayin' is your chance to hop and fuck it all at the same time. Two birds with one stone or some shit like that. First off, Fawk Me for not hopping or fawking for a while.
Fawk you Red River, you drain me of all energy, you make my thigh feel like it is going to explode and you make me eat asinine quantities of Grippos and chocolate ice cream.
Fawk you stupid shopping trip that did not yield a reunion dress.
Fawk all the gas I wasted trying to find a stupid ass dress and it was at the last place I looked.
This may be premature but Fawk you to the sexy, new heels that I am sure are going to make me trip and fall and perhaps break my ankle. (Just getting that out of the way now)
Fawk you to the idiot that said something really hateful to my girl, Ashley. Actually, that fool gets a real FUCK YOU. Please come say something stupid to me...I beg you!
Last one definitely deserves a real FU.
ReplyDeleteYou ain't never lyin'!!!
ReplyDeleteI Absolutely LOVE your blog. Mine HAS to be family friendly or else mine would be just like yours! This is great! I Love it!
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Thanks! You just confirmed what I had always suspected...my family is dysfunctional because this is family friendly where I come from. I really need to work on my cooth...is that how you spell it? See even the word is foreign to me :)
ReplyDeleteI love the term family-friendly. It's one of my most favorite oxymorons. Great blog!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad this if family friendly where you come from. I love your blog. You tell it like it is and that's hard to come by. (And, btw, you're losing your 1st place position.)
ReplyDeleteThe only reason they pick on Ashley is cause she's so sweet and they know it.
Glad you're back with us for the hop.
love the blog! new follower and that last Fuck you is well deserved.. that ass deserves something worse but i wont go there
ReplyDeleteThis blog is absolutely family friendly. Fawkin' right, fawkers!
ReplyDeleteI think you and I need to go out for a whole slew of drinks!
ReplyDeleteThat is so totally a fabulous idea!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteThe Red River should be filled in...with lots and lots of boulders...totally with ya.
How can anyone diss Ashley...seriously?
Hugs chick!
LOVE it!! i can't believe i missed fuckyoufriday this week!!! aahhhh damn you husband!!
ReplyDeletesomeone dissed Ashley!? WTF?!
yer awesome!! luvs to ya!