Well, it's Friday so you know what that means. And here we go......First off ...
Fawk you menstruation and all that entails!
Fawk you electric company that could not satisfactorily explain why I had a $5.00 credit on my June's bill, my July bill is $314.00 (OK, that's not what I am pissed about...it's always that high) and you say you are going to disconnect my service over $128.00 that you say is past due. I am no genius but I thought math was universal you fawkin' nimrods. If I have a credit how do I have a past due balance at the same time? Yeah, you know what? You sonsa bitches couldn't explain it either. So your paid up for July and just try to pull some cockamamey bullshit in August...I dare ya!!
Fawk you internet that crashes EVERY night after midnight a bluezillion times. Your lucky you got Jerry on the case and he is going to send a tech out to find out why my line keeps dropping. It's probably an effin' conspiracy with the electric company!
Fawk you Dr. Phil for only putting cheaters on your show one day a week. There is nothing more entertaining than watching some sniveling liar trying to weasel his way out of a polygraph! I could easily run on the treadmill for an hour without getting bored if you would rectify that shit. Your stale programming is messin' with my weight loss venture!
Fawk you treadmill for making me sweat. It's not very ladylike, you know!
Fawk you Dave Letterman for not looking me up to be one of your staffers. You need a haircut. I love you, please forgive me.
Fawk you Big Brother for only being an hour show!
A few months back I by mistake under paid my cable bill by $1.40 - those fuckers cut my cable off! When I called them.. THAT was their reason. Assholes!
ReplyDeleteHmmm I bet you are with Kentucky Utilities sounds like some shit they would pull.. I so need to hit this one up today I have a lot of Fawk you's I need to hand out lol
ReplyDeleteYES link up Angel!! EonUS or LGE as it's known around here...they piss me off!!! Holly, I am pretty sure the water company did that to my sister once! I guess when they pretty much monopolize the industry they can do whatever the jack they want to!!
ReplyDeletehahaha. electric companies. suck, big time
ReplyDeleteFawk the cable company, internet company, cell phone companies, credit card companies and all the other slimey effing businesses that take advantage of customers. I doubt I will ever run out of stories to blog about those f*ckers! Happy Friday ya'll!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! Marry me?
ReplyDeleteFirst..I effing love Big Brother...secondly--you totally feel me on beefy and her abusive behavior to her kid on Toddlers & Tiaras...
You rock! Thanks so much for linking up...Gonna have to add you to my blog roll so I can keep tabs on yoU!
This is why I have Directv. They are a little more flexible I've noticed. And I love Dave. He's awesome and all that.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! I never thought of working out to Dr. Phil, but that would totally work!!
ReplyDeleteyep, the working out with Phil has worked out pretty good as long as he is not doing something stupid like Ask Robin or some bullhockey. I do my exercise ball in front of BB after dark. J I would gladly marry you if the laws were different in my state, oh, and if I weren't waiting for Dave to propose LOL
ReplyDeleteI second your first Fawk!!! I hate everything that comes with that damn monthly "gift". Gift my ass, it kicks my butt and I'm sick and tired of it!
ReplyDeleteoh and Dr. Phil creeps me out...but man Maury on any given day has the best of the worst people out there. Now that's a fun show to watch on days off from work!
I can't get into Maury...he's too predictable. You know damn well, YOU ARE THE FATHER!! LOL and the gift thing...yeah, not feeling so much like a birthday bash to me!!!
ReplyDeleteStopping in to return the follow, friend. I am delighted to find your blog as it's wonderful. I am also in Kentucky (Hardin County). I noticed you were also from the same state. My email is on the about me for my profile so if you want to get in touch please do.
ReplyDeleteRegarding name withheld I did that as the user was underage and I am damn sure not going to allow my professionalism to be hindered (or another friend to get in trouble) because some kid of 16/17 decided to get jealous that she cannot obtain her own free swag. Yanno? Still can't believe she would have the dumb ass mind to write on a blog not posted to her nor did it hint to her in any way (as I have no idea who this puff is) that "product reviewers just wanted free stuff because they were poor" Alas, kiddos this is why we don't smoke crack! LOL.
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Amanda
Oh she wrote me back an email and told me that I have "no right" to talk about her public left comment in my blogs and to my friends and that it and she didn't like that other people were talking about her (Um, their giving their damn opinion of her actions (not like I made it a point to link to the comment, her name, or her crap blog). Anyhow I just thought that was funny. Her email is dreadfully manipulating in between the sucking up to the bitch in me. :) Kids.
If she were over 18 I would tell her there was a pill for that but since she isn't I would tell her she needs to get some home training STAT!!! I wouldn't even bother with that mess for real! Hardin County...isn't that E-Town? or is that near Ruff? I can't remember. I'm in Lou.
ReplyDeleteI have the EXACT same issue with my cable company. I almost wonder if there are tons of pervs in my neighborhood downloading all of their porn in the middle of the night and taking up all the bandwidth..cuz seriously, it drops every 10 minutes it seems!
ReplyDeleteWe have Xcel Energy and I hate them with a passion.
Jesus and Juhosafat! It's the porn pervs crashing my shit! Why did I not think of that! I am calling the cable company STAT!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteWow! I have days like this once a week! Thanks for reading MANIC, I'll be stopping by BI!
ReplyDelete"I'll be stopping by BI!" I love it!! :)
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