Mandi cooked out and bought a new pool for the kids. One of those blow-up deals with a mediocre pump but adequate for the intended purpose of amusing the young'uns. The filling process was slow-going but that did not stop the girls from having hours of fun.
Our cousins from both sides of the family came over too, which is a total rare occurrence. I am pretty sure the last time I saw any one family member from both Mom's and Dad's side was at Dad's funeral. Sad huh? I am not going to be all Debbie Downer so back to the matter at hand. The hilarity was off the chain! I really need to get one of those ink pen surveillance cameras or even better, one of them cool ass beer holder hats equipped with the drinking straws and then have my brilliant husband rig a camera on that baby! Not only would I be stylish but I could capture all the funny moments that you are never prepared to record but always wished you had. Here's one of the funnies...well, it was funny at the time and it is still funny in my head but I am not sure how it is going to read to a person who does not know the personalities involved. I will try my best.
Big Alex is my cousin and Little Alex is my son for the purpose of this. And it is probably important to know that we are a whole family of redheads...Irish as they come! Me wants me gold.
Little Alex spits off the side of the deck (yeah, gross I know)
Big Alex says, "Dude that is nasty, you shouldn't be doing that".
LA-"Are you a girl or something?" (don't know what that has to do with the price of beans but I suspect that it stems from a rant I had a few weeks ago when a nasty hooker spit out of her car window going down the street, GRODY)
BA-"Dude, I got enough hair on my balls to weave an Indian rug!" (isn't that persian rug?)
Me-"Ummm Yeah, you might want to do a little manscaping or sumpin'"
Mandi and Brooke -laughing their asses off
Ohh Emm Gee, the hairy Irish balls!
BA-"Just call me Osama Mc Ladin"
and I sing "When Irish balls are smiling"...or is it eyes. I guess it doesn't matter when there is beer involved.
I sure hope to have another good day tomorrow. Cherish the good times because we know all too well they are only temporary.
Hi, Donda. By the gist of this post it seems like you've had an enjoyable weekend so far.
ReplyDeleteI am in fact, all-female. I just write under the pseudonym of a fictional male character. But everything I write is true.
Great replay of man-talk. As for your question on counting for a Sunday 160. Type it in a word document. There is a character count in the word count menu - differes depending upon which version of Microsoft you have. But it is there on all of the them. It even differentiate between characters and characters with spaces....use the latter. Have a great weekend and thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteI use open office so I will have to see what that's all about. It's good for my Alex to have some man-talk, he is outnumbered in this house of estrogen! Thanks for the info.
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