Friday, May 28, 2010

Margaritaville and the Vodka Eyeball

Not a whole lot in the personal arena going on today.  I worked on the dirty laundry initiative part of the day.  Mandi and Josh came over for dinner.  We had taco night.  Josh brought all the fixin's for margaritas.  I thought Mandi was joking when she chatted me on facebook today saying Josh wanted to take me to Margaritaville.  Say what?  I don't even drink tequila and screw you hooker, I know your plan.  I ain't eatin' no daggone worm! He walked in with the biggest bag of ice ever.  I have to assume that he was going to remove Mandi's kidney with a butter knife and pack her in the tub.  We ate, the kids played, Josh swigged and Mandi eventually passed out on my couch, snoring like a rabid animal.  I am glad to know I am such riveting company.  

We had a crazy storm for like 10 minutes.  The wind was blowing so hard while the rain was pouring in sheets. I couldn't see as far as across the street through it.  It made the electric flicker and my new patio umbrella fell victim to the wind.  Dani and her friend opened it the other day and I had completely forgot that it was left open. Suck.  

I attempted to create an account on playlist.com only to find that Alex decided to open his own account with my email address over a year ago.  I  finally log onto the account after retrieving a new password to find my log on name is "Hannah has a sexy body".  Seriously?  And apparently, I like Lil' Wayne a real lot. 

There might not be anything exciting going on in my life right now but I can always depend on the news to liven things up!

Gary Coleman, most famous for his role in "Different Strokes" died today.  This was one of my favorite shows growing up and gets me thinking after the Bret Michaels medical tragedy....Dang!  I am almost their age.  I hate to think the clock is ticking but it is.  So sad.


UofL has made the National news once again.  Do you guys really need any more bad press?  Just askin'.  First it was the crooked eye/juicy lips non-sex sex thing, then Masiello/ticket scandal and now a player fighting over a hairbrush like a 9 year old girl! Geez Louise!


And this takes the cake!  

Donda Eye like vodka but eye don't see this EVER happenin'! What a buncha nimrods. Who thought this mess up?

www.huffingtonpost.com
Vodka shots not infiltrating your system fast enough? There's a solution -- drink them through your eye.


Stacey  Dear God! We did some stupid sh!t when I was young(er) but kids these days are outta their tree!! Some peoples children!!!
Yesterday at 3:42pm ·

Ricky   
kids today are mostly FUCKING STUPID!!!
Yesterday at 4:06pm · 
Mandi   
i guess i know now what i need to do when the woo woo's no longer work lol
Yesterday at 4:08pm · 


.....and a final thought.

Mandi Hey...ya wanna cook out this weekend and put the big slide up and maybe pour some vodka in our eyes? It will make for a joyous night I say!!

Yesterday at 4:10pm · 

  Me  
Let me think on it...eye'll let you know! LOL Nah, that sounds good...ain't had any better offers :)
Yesterday at 4:28pm · 
Mandi  
oK biznatch i am nobodys second choice!!! I AM YOUR BEST OFFER ALWAYS !!!!!!
21 hours ago ·


So the plan for tomorrow:  cookout, play in the water slide and maybe give Mandi a smackdown, put her back in her place!

4 comments:

  1. I used to be a rogue surgeon and it is quite difficult to steal kidneys with a butter knife. A spork doesn't work that well either.

    Poor Gary Coleman.

    Thanks for your comment and following me. I am returning the favor.

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  2. Your crazy laws were cracking me up. I had to read them to my husband and SIL. Your commentary about them is the best! Cracking me up. I made a note in my "Journal of Medicine" about the spork thing. It's always important to have the right tools for the job!

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  3. I was sad to hear about Gary Coleman. He followed me and some friends when I was a teenager. We stopped to talk to him and he just seemed really lonely.

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  4. WOW...stalked by a Hollwood star! I am just a tad jealous :) You should have put him in your backpack!

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