TV and The Tooth Fairy

What can I say? I have been a lame blogger. Is that the opposite of a dope rapper?

My brain has been speeding lately and I think it may have got a citation at one point because it seemed to slow for a bit. No cops in sight....so it is soaring again. I am feeling kind of blah today but I think it is because I know that Bitch, Flo is coming by next week.

I have been contemplating painting our bedroom. I have developed the plan in my head but I have not moved it into production. And, feeling the way I do lately it may take a while. I would like some help with it but as Beau injured his back and unable to perform any domestic duties that I request (don't let this be confused with requests made by other members of his family or tasks of his own choosing) it may be a one-man band. I guess I should mention that Beau slipped a disc bowling a few weeks ago.

I have definitely been clocking ample TV time lately. It surely won't last because summer, or as I like to call it "rerun season", is quickly coming. I am currently watching American Idol and am quite unimpressed with Ellen's judging skills. She is funny when she is trying to be funny but when she needs to be serious it comes over as a big rambling mess. Speaking of mess, Just finished watching the Bachelor. That Jake is the biggest cry-baby I have ever seen. I am thinking he should definitely audition for any and all Lifetime movie scripts that come across his lap. He is going to be on the next "Dancing with the Stars". I do not watch this show but I will be secretly rooting for him because I don't think his tender heart could withstand the certain trauma of rejection.

Avery is learning to read and she just lost her first tooth. Confirming that my prime years are slipping away. I hate to think of it that way but these are the lasts of all my firsts. So bittersweet. She is a sneaky little devil too. The tooth fairy gave her a quarter and a dollar in exchange for that first gem and when she presented her reward to me the next morning with sheer excitement she somehow managed to have a buck seventy.