That's What You Think.

When you are up and down all of the time it is kind of hard to form an identity.  It is hard to trust your emotions because sometimes they lie.  I find that I learn a little more about myself daily.  This is a good thing because for the past thirty-some odd years I have felt "lost".  I think beginning to know myself is helping me to recognize when a mood swing is coming and if I am lucky I can take myself out of a situation that would make it worse or realize that it is temporary and this too shall pass.  I can definitely see that it is making a slight difference in the way I handle relationships.  At least most of them some of the time.


This is some questions that my Facebook friends have answered about me using a Quiz App.  I have no tokens to reveal the answers nor do I expect that at any point  in the near future will I have enough tokens to unlock the answers so I will never know who thinks what.  This type of thing makes me think.  


So here is whats what about Donda.

Their questions give me the giggles.  Your answers give me the LOLs

• Do you think that Donda is hyper? Yes

Depends on the day of the week, the position of the sun and the dosage of medication but most of the time I am not hyper.

• Do you think that Donda has ever been unfaithful in a relationship? No

Unfortunately, I have been unfaithful and I learned from that mistake a long, long, long time ago.

• Do you think that Donda is a jealous significant other? No

You don't know me at all.  Yes, I am jealous and not like you have a better job than me and you have cooler friends than me, your car is better than mine.  More like if you go steppin' out I will cut you off at the knees.  But maybe that's possessive not jealous.

• Do you think that Donda  can do 20 pushups? No

Correctomundo!

• Do you think that Donda thinks shopping at Wal-Mart is classy? Yes

Well, I don't know if I would say classy but I will say I like it alot.

• Do you think that Donda is dumber than Britney Spears? No

Praise Jesus.

• Do you think Donda is cool? Yes

Thanks

• Is Donda fun to be around? Yes

Thanks again

• Do you think that Donda is tone deaf? No

In order for you to keep that perception you will need to stay away from the New View Bar on Karaoke nights.

• Do you think that has ever slapped anyone? No

My nickname in Middle School was Rocky.

• Does Donda sing in the shower? Yes

I have before but it's not a ritual.

• Would you hook up with Donda ? Yes

Hopefully, my Husband answered this question.

• Do you think that Donda swears like a sailor? Yes

Yes, and I need to stop that.  Sometimes a curse word is the only adequate choice to properly emphasize your point.  EX. That was good cake.  That was some good fucking cake.  Now, which cake do you want to eat?

• Have you ever had a crush on Donda ? Yes

Yes, the suspense is killing me.

• Do you think that Donda  is hot? Yes

I am flattered but the only time I am hot is when it is 95 degrees out and I am pulling weeds.

• Do you think that Donda  would help an elderly woman cross the street? Yes

Yes, you are correct.

• Do you think that Donda  is a sore loser? No

You are wrong.

• Do you think that Donda  thinks wine in a box is classy? Yes

I must admit I have never had boxed wine...is it classy?

• Do you think that Donda can dance? Yes

Your a fool!

• Do you think that Donda is annoying? No

Thanks 

• Do you think Donda is cool? Yes

If I am cool then how can I be hot too?  

• Do you think that Donda can cook? Yes

Yes, I am the best cook this side of the Outer Loop.

• Do you think that Donda  is lazy? No

But I have my days.

• Do you think that Donda has a cute butt? No

You don't like my pineapple-upside down ass?

• Do you think that Donda could shoot someone if they had to? Yes

I hate guns...sorry card carrying members.  But the answer is yes, if I had to.

• Do you think that Donda  wants to 'come out of the closet'? No

But have you seen this closet?  Look at the organization.  It is immaculate, why would I want to leave?

• Do you think that Donda is 'smarter than the average bear'? Yes

I have no knowledge of the brain capacity of a bear so I can not accurately say.

• Do you think that Donda would sell you out for a million bucks? Yes

A million bucks is alot of money and are your secrets really that valuable?  I'll give you a cut!

• Do you think that Donda  has a deep dark secret? No

I'm an open book.

• Do you think that Donda likes chick flicks? Yes

Why, yes I do.

• Do you think that Donda  looks good in a bathing suit? Yes

Time for your yearly eye exam.

• Do you think that Donda likes brownies? Yes

Anything chocolate.  I need to be buried in it so that I come back happy in my next life.

• Do you think that Donda  has ever pranked call someone? No

Good!  You will never suspect it's me when your phone rings at 3:00 am.

• Does Donda dress poorly? No

You should see me on laundry day.

• Do you think that Donda  watches the TV show "24"? No

Nope

• Do you think that Donda  sends too many Facebook invites? Yes

Delete me.