Today I am in a fairly decent mood. A bit on the manic side. My brain has really been hot wired this week. I have been busy most of the day cleaning and organizing the girls' bedroom. I think I make a bigger mess than they do. I ended up dumping all of their toy boxes into the middle of the floor and organized them by toy type. I try to do this about once a month but it does not always happen. I don't know why I bother. They could care less if the My Little Pony's are mixed up with the Barbies! I know I am a little obsessive about it but it just makes me feel better.
We also went to look at a new boat. I am getting really tired of the boat swapping bullshit. Originally, it was the SS Minner or as I call it the ugliest fucking boat ever! Then Beau decided we needed a boat that was not a project boat...one that actually ran! So, OK, I was good with that. Besides the bruise on my shoulder the size of a lemon that makes people wonder if I know Chris Brown caused by the bumpity, bump, bump because he wants to go 80 miles per hour this boat makes for a nice time. But we can't be satisfied. We have to have a bigger boat. He searches constantly online for boats. He joins boat forums. Fuck, the movie we are watching right now is set in a flippin' marina! I do think the boy is obsessed!
Speaking of obsession. I have been clocking alot of hours on Facebook lately. I have recruited Mandi into my sinister occult! Now, instead of calling each other several times a day we just message each other. I was surfing YouTube and apparently there are Facebook etiquette rules. I have come to the conclusion that I break most of them. I know that I update my status often. So, it's my status, scroll past if it bores you! Not to mention, if you are not busy playing a game or busy ignoring a chat box from Joe Blow that is trying to chat you up, you know darn well you are hitting refresh over and over to see the next new thing. I have way more photos and albums then most of my friends. The facebook albums are way more organized than "my documents". If you saw the state of disarray you would not want to rummage through them to find one photo either. I try really hard not to post a ton of high scores from the games I play but sometimes you just want to brag on yourself. Do you know how many games of Farkle I had to play to score 12, 000? On the other hand, I do understand how monotonous it is to see a Mafia Wars update over and over again. Sometimes I just want to puke an untraceable cell phone! The one thing I don't do but am very annoyed by is the "stalking of the page" and the "stealing of the friends". I am pretty certain that my Ex's wife views my page daily. I could always block her but why bother. I am flattered that she thinks I am that interesting. Geez, just request me as a friend! Anyhow, I may need to find another hobby before I get a bedsore! C'mon somebody roll my ass over!
OK...I am going back to my Facebook page now!
Yeah, I can vouch that you do indeed clock a lot of hours on FB...heheheheh... do you ever tell somebody to go farkle themselves? Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteNo, I am too nice to say what's really on my farkin' mind! Actually, I am signed in way longer than I am actually farkin' around on FB though. Sometimes, I am foldin' farkin' laundry and sometimes I am farkin' around in the kitchen. And, Fark, sometimes I just forget to sign out.
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