Stupid Boys

What a long, eventful day.

I started out this morning with my usual Haylee vs. Mom battle. She never wants to eat breakfast. I know I mentioned this before but she is going to whither away to nothing. She is the only one of my four children that does not appreciate a meal. When I say appreciate I mean LOVE! On to the wardrobe altercation. I am really starting to look forward to summer vacation. Then at least she can wear whatever she wants. Not the commune garb that JCPS schools require. I wonder if they serve Kool-Aid at lunch?

Danielle decided that she was not going to go to school today, instead she would clean her room. She was supposed to do it last night since she was off work but chose to go to the movies with Lauren. I have been asking her for over a month now to do it and I guess now that she thinks she is eighteen the old rules do not apply. She is grounded for a week. I suspect reality will set in come the weekend!

Avery and I traveled to the bank to make the truck payment and then grocery shopping. I thought Beau was going to set it up on BillPay but I guess not! I put the eggs in the front of the cart next to Avery and she cracked one in the carton. She said the basket did it...not her! I came home made tacos for dinner. They were yummy. I suppose this type of dinner is the reason for my ever-widening ass!

Avery and I went for our monthly haircut. Actually, it has been over six weeks so we were both due! Avery in a past life must have been a royal princess. She loves to get her hair washed. She loves to be pampered. She just lays back and enjoys it. She even asks for it. Jesse always comments on how well behaved she is compared to some kids.

We watched the American Idol finale tonight. It was incredible. I really want to trade my Def Leppard/Poison tickets in for the Idol Tour tickets! I was concerned about the Michael Sarver, Crazy Booby Dancer diddy with Steve Martin. I felt like I should have been on the porch with my hound dog, Bobbie Sue chuggin' shine!

Beau and I argued. I have been a little on edge today. His naivety is astounding. I saw a post on his Facebook page that read, "Thanks so much for the compliment =)". When I asked him what that was in response to he struggled to come up with an answer and as he deleted his original comment to Missy something or another I thought he owed me an explanation. He finally decided to confess and told me that he deleted it because after he typed it he realized it might be inappropriate. What he meant was that it might be inappropriate for a married man to comment on a younger woman's understated beauty (he said someone had said she was pretty and his comment "that's an understatement" followed in the thread) and think that, I don't know, maybe his wife may see it!! I am not sure if I am being irrational but you must know as wonderful and caring and generous as my husband is. He doesn't understand boundaries and falls in love in the first five minutes. He doesn't know the difference between being friendly and being flirty. You know those guys. The ones that think they are so charming but in reality, if their advances are unwanted then they are just plain annoying. Oh, I hope he snores tonight!! It will be on like a pot of neckbones!

In other news, I think I may have had a mini stoke or something. My right hand has been numb for three days and my right foot was numb today as well.

Hopefully, I will not have to berate anyone tomorrow.